E26P1: Wistfully Hanging Dong

It's a Boring Jack Boring Trip Report from the WSOP! Craps is a success! Vdara bell desk is a bust La Fontaine's coffee is a bust 2nd-Best Hold 'Em is a success! Gymkhana is a success! Baccarat is a bust Block 16 food hall is a success even though the nitro sencha is bust! The WSOP is a bust Top-knot don't player guy is a bust... because craps is a success! RW bill acceptors are a bust Stealing someone's slot ticket at the Chandelier Bar is unfortunately a success