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HAMY LABS POD · February 4 · 44 min

The Missing Programming Language - Why There's No S-Tier Language (Yet)

In this video we discuss the missing programming language. What I mean by an S-Tier language, why there is no current S-tier language, and the languages that come close. Original blog post with all links: https://hamy.xyz/blog/2026-01_missing-programming-language Chapters 00:00 - Intro 00:40 - Programming Language Wish List 03:00 - My Definition of Expressive Types 07:05 - The Programming Language Landscape 09:45 - C# 12:50 - Kotlin 14:20 - TypeScript 17:10 - Go 18:40 - Rust 20:45 - Swift 21:55 - Java 23:45 - PHP 24:55 - F# 27:15 - Python 29:05 - Ruby 30:10 - C/C++ 31:00 - Gleam 32:10 - Lua 32:50 - Elixir 33:40 - Zig 34:25 - Why does this Gap exist? 39:50 - Is there hope for an S-Tier language? Links: - My 2025 Programming Language Tier List - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEIvl2Nuneg - The Programming Language Death Spiral - How Small Languages Die in the Age of AI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gf04W_ff8 About me: I'm Hamilton - a Technomancer building Simple Scalable Systems. Connect with me: - Website: https://hamy.xyz - Email List: https://hamniverse.substack.com/ - Twitter: @SIRHAMY - https://twitter.com/SIRHAMY - BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sirhamy.bsky.social - Pod Cast: HAMY LABS POD - https://hamylabspod.buzzsprout.com/ # Support the Channel If you liked this and would like to see more, consider becoming a HAMINIONs supporter: https://hamy.xyz/labs/haminions Supporters get: * Full source code access from courses / tutorials * Exclusive discounts on products / courses Plus you help me to keep experimenting / sharing! Additional ways to support: * YouTube channel members get early access to videos (sometimes weeks before they go public!) * Sponsor posts on the blog / channel: https://hamy.xyz/labs/sponsors * Buy merch from my shop - https://shop.hamy.xyz/

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In this video we discuss the missing programming language. What I mean by an S-Tier language, why there is no current S-tier language, and the languages that come close.

Original blog post with all links: https://hamy.xyz/blog/2026-01_missing-programming-language

Chapters

00:00 - Intro
00:40 - Programming Language Wish List
03:00 - My Definition of Expressive Types
07:05 - The Programming Language Landscape
09:45 - C# 
12:50 - Kotlin
14:20 - TypeScript
17:10 - Go
18:40 - Rust
20:45 - Swift
21:55 - Java
23:45 - PHP
24:55 - F# 
27:15 - Python
29:05 - Ruby
30:10 - C/C++ 
31:00 - Gleam
32:10 - Lua
32:50 - Elixir
33:40 - Zig
34:25 - Why does this Gap exist? 
39:50 - Is there hope for an S-Tier language?

Links:

- My 2025 Programming Language Tier List - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEIvl2Nuneg
- The Programming Language Death Spiral - How Small Languages Die in the Age of AI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gf04W_ff8

About me: I'm Hamilton - a Technomancer building Simple Scalable Systems.

Connect with me:

- Website: https://hamy.xyz
- Email List: https://hamniverse.substack.com/
- Twitter: @SIRHAMY - https://twitter.com/SIRHAMY
- BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sirhamy.bsky.social
- Pod Cast: HAMY LABS POD - https://hamylabspod.buzzsprout.com/

# Support the Channel

If you liked this and would like to see more, consider becoming a HAMINIONs supporter: https://hamy.xyz/labs/haminions

Supporters get:
* Full source code access from courses / tutorials
* Exclusive discounts on products / courses

Plus you help me to keep experimenting / sharing!

Additional ways to support: 
* YouTube channel members get early access to videos (sometimes weeks before they go public!)
* Sponsor posts on the blog / channel: https://hamy.xyz/labs/sponsors
* Buy merch from my shop - https://shop.hamy.xyz/