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Friends Keep Secrets · March 31 · 1 hr 8 min

The Lizzo Episode

Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you! What happens: 00:00 Intro 01:43 Germs 02:31 Fart gender dynamics 03:24 Half Detroit half Houston 04:27 The coolest voice 05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number 05:46 Hashiba 05:59 How it all happened 08:51 Performing while multi-tasking 10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life 11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life 13:25 Talents 17:10 Flute 19:08 Improvised movie trailers 20:43 D*ckhole flute 21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend 23:11 DM slides 25:13 Dave in high school 27:38 Saying Denzel wrong 28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception 29:24 Prince 32:58 Regrets 34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13 37:06 Grammy virginity pact 39:05 First kisses 40:23 AIM 41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity 43:42 Presidents are tall 45:42 Internet comments 47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna 47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with 50:25 Freestyle 58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing 59:16 Producer credit 01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic 01:03:58 New music 01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

 

What happens:

00:00 Intro

01:43 Germs

02:31 Fart gender dynamics

03:24 Half Detroit half Houston

04:27 The coolest voice

05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:46 Hashiba

05:59 How it all happened

08:51 Performing while multi-tasking

10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:25 Talents

17:10 Flute

19:08 Improvised movie trailers

20:43 D*ckhole flute

21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

23:11 DM slides

25:13 Dave in high school

27:38 Saying Denzel wrong

28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception

29:24 Prince

32:58 Regrets

34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13

37:06 Grammy virginity pact

39:05 First kisses

40:23 AIM

41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:42 Presidents are tall

45:42 Internet comments

47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:25 Freestyle

58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

59:16 Producer credit

01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:58 New music

01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic

 

Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

 

Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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