The Jake Shane Episode

You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you! What happens: 0:00 intro 0:22 excited for shane 3:05 jake's here 3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note 3:55 jake's past with octopus 4:50 philly people 5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle 6:39 judging books by their covers 8:22 jake's dating life 9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay 10:37 top & bottom personalities 11:38 guess our sexual preferences 14:20 jake's dream man 15:15 the worst date jake had in LA 16:10 jake's best recent date 17:04 perfect man criteria 17:44 jake's double date 19:16 when jake interviewed selena 20:08 jake's dream guests 20:31 jake's confidence isn't real 21:20 are dave & benny sensitive 22:41 does jake read the comments 24:20 does benny watch himself 25:29 we're all gonna die 26:02 twink demon labubu 29:11 lebron, thank you 30:21 jake's perfect night out 35:04 jake's audition 36:48 jake's OCD 38:37 benny's OCD 43:10 adderall 44:12 dave's OCD 44:38 kristin's OCD 45:36 what color would jake say his hair is 48:53 vanity confessions 49:34 d**k made of nuts 50:32 roses & thorns & buds 53:31 actual friends Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.