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Friends Keep Secrets · April 14 · 46 min

The Inventions Episode

Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you! What happens: 00:00 Layup Line Freestyle 03:49 Intro 04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick 05:24 Dental dams 07:38 Do you think we could invent something? 09:53 What's something that you wish existed? 10:59 Parachute for airplanes 11:59 Things that got invented by accident 13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors 17:24 How they invented the internet 18:27 Void in the marketplace 20:42 Cryogenics & embryos 23:49 Lower back 25:00 The best invention of all time 27:29 This is a dot org 29:25 Jack Black’s mom 29:48 The laws of the universe 30:54 The Doomsday Clock 33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry 34:01 A practical invention 35:26 Sober pill 37:26 Macrohard 38:09 A good soundbyte 39:36 Robots 40:29 Bottles 40:51 Smart refrigerators 41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions 43:44 A great idea This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!

 

What happens:

00:00 Layup Line Freestyle

03:49 Intro

04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick

05:24 Dental dams

07:38 Do you think we could invent something?

09:53 What's something that you wish existed?

10:59 Parachute for airplanes

11:59 Things that got invented by accident

13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors

17:24 How they invented the internet

18:27 Void in the marketplace

20:42 Cryogenics & embryos

23:49 Lower back 

25:00 The best invention of all time

27:29 This is a dot org

29:25 Jack Black’s mom

29:48 The laws of the universe

30:54 The Doomsday Clock

33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry

34:01 A practical invention

35:26 Sober pill

37:26 Macrohard

38:09 A good soundbyte

39:36 Robots

40:29 Bottles

40:51 Smart refrigerators

41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions

43:44 A great idea

 

 

This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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