Romancing the Spussy

Spongebob Squarepants is a subject we’ve somehow discussed heavily already on a prior episode, but what if instead of tedious debate regarding the vital statistics of this cartoon character we just moseyed on over to AO3 instead and read about his private life with Squidward? Much like how andersd5 wrote exhaustive stories about Chris Redfield fucking an OC, sandersedge writes exhaustive stories about Spongebob and Squidward railing each other and also having tense domestic dramas play out in their lives as a committed couple. Come with us as we find out where the mating arm goes when the sponge in question got so many holes! This week, Extra Credit wonders when Diablo Cody is going to reboot Spongebob. Note: We are aware of Stress’ audio issues.