Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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21 episodes
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Wednesday · 1 hr 52 min
Hold Our Hands - Episode 270
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July 29 · 2 hr 1 min
Pill Ladies - Episode 269
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July 22 · 2 hr 7 min
Beat The Allegations - Episode 268
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July 15 · 1 hr 35 min
Her Mom Stole Her Name - Episode 267
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July 8 · 1 hr 46 min
Where’s It At? - Episode 266
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July 1 · 2 hr 1 min
2 Deadbeat Dads - Episode 265
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June 24 · 1 hr 36 min
Man Boobs - Episode 264
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June 17 · 1 hr 16 min
Mixed Signals - Episode 263
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June 10 · 1 hr 36 min
What Do You Suck At? - Episode 262
Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/CRASH Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off. Download Cash App Today: https://cash.app #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 3 · 1 hr 6 min
Instant Type 2 w/ Hassan Phills - Episode 261
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May 27 · 1 hr 16 min
Listener Callers Only PT. 2 - Episode 260
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May 20 · 1 hr 37 min
Take The Glove Off - Episode 259
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May 13 · 1 hr 15 min
Why Did You Cut Them Off? w/The Kid Mero - Episode 258
https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Head to https://quince.com/CRASH for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Go to https://brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code CRASH at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/crashdummiespod Discord: https://discord.gg/nRM2f4pQex Where to follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crashdummiespodcast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@crashdummiespodcast?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrashDummiesPod Follow Mike: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mike.esiobu/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/cdpmike Follow Pat: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pjohnson_jr/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/crashdummiespat Follow Jene: https://www.instagram.com/daleshontai?igsh=MW1icTg4aW11Y3p5eg== Follow Carrie: https://www.instagram.com/carrienoni_/ Follow Kee: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/k_e_carterr/ https://linktr.ee/turkeybar Follow Clip Editor: https://www.instagram.com/nbatrollboy/ https://www.tiktok.com/@xnbatrollboy https://www.twitch.tv/xnbatrollboy Intro By Cameone Editor: https://www.hrayrworks.com Equipment We Use: Camera: https://amzn.to/3G8ymt6 Mics: https://amzn.to/31i8X1v Audio: https://amzn.to/3GdjjOY Mic Stand: https://amzn.to/3psebj0 Great Set up: https://amzn.to/3Do8qbb Great Beginner Camera: https://amzn.to/2ZPxjia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 6 · 1 hr 32 min
He Still Hates Jayson Tatum - Episode 257
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April 29 · 1 hr 5 min
As A Man w/ Joe Santagato - Episode 256
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April 22 · 1 hr 2 min
I’m Bored Of My Girlfriend - Episode 255
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April 15 · 1 hr 29 min
Our Listeners Hate Their Jobs - Episode 254
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April 8 · 1 hr 10 min
Customer Service Dummies - Episode 253
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April 1 · 1 hr 39 min
Is She Guilty? - Episode 252
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March 25 · 1 hr 28 min
Wearing The Same Size As Your Girl - Episode 251
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