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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos · March 18 · 1 hr 6 min

From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing It

Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only.


Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life.


From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos.


If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you.


🎧 New episodes every week (audio only)

🔥 Chaos is officially back


00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era)

03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins

07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail)

10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral

12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41)

15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life

18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped

21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out)

24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story

26:30 Living the Wrong Life

28:30 “My Best Days Were Over”

31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk

33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog

35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast

38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos

41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors)

44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story

46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole


🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy

Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/


🎥 Vito Calise - Producer

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia

Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise



🎤More Chris D Comedy

Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/

Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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