Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

May 27 · 1 hr 21 min

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Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.

Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos.

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Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus

01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP”

01:26 The viral stoop debate

03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments

05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams

07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk

10:04 Kareem’s new cab show

11:14 New Jersey transplant debate

15:00 Getting recognized in public

15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night

16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story

19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe?

21:09 BlueChew ad

22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story

23:23 Is Chris conservative?

24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy

27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal

32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises

36:03 Apple Store mission

36:27 Mud Water ad

38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in

39:01 Chris wants to dunk again

40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris

43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block

44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store

45:55 Gyro vs. euro

46:13 Chris gets misidentified

47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo

48:39 Peptides and street chaos

50:03 Chris as the nice jock

51:18 Food, culture and NYC

01:01:00 Italian-American identity

01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line

01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast

01:08:57 The cat joins the show

01:11:18 Advice for young comedians

01:15:50 Trunk Takes?

01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food

01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode

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