Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.

PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.

Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side

02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos

04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan

05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment

09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies

10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt

12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works

15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits

16:05 BlueChew Ad Read

17:15 FÜM Ad Read

18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories

20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy

22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma

23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public

25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game

27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment

29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear

30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus

32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary

33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla

37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates

38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion

43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet

46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories

50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk

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