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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos · April 29 · 56 min

Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.


Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.



00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk

01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos

02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus

04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained

06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans

08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate

10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing)

12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts)

16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins

20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails

23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice

25:00 Garage door disaster begins

27:30 BlueChew ad read

29:00 Garage situation spirals

32:00 Chaos Bus reality check

35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk

38:00 Vito hospital scare story

42:00 T-ball parenting moment

45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant

47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos

49:00 Fans crossing the line


UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE

👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas


SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS


Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com!


Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod


Follow us Muffin Butt!


🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy

Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/



🎥 Vito Calise - Producer

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia



🎤More Chris D Comedy

Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/

Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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