Bad Movies Rule!

#213 - John Carter (2012)

Jun 6, 2025 · 2 hr 21 min · Episode 213
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John Carter (2012) is a $250M sci-fi flop that sends Taylor Kitsch to Mars—where he fights CGI aliens, jumps really far, and… red team fights blue team? Lynn Collins tries to save it, but the plot’s a mess, the names are unpronounceable (Tharks? Barsoom?), and the box office fell flat. Is this a misunderstood epic or total trash?

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