AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Aliza Kelly

Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.
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21 episodes
Updated Wednesday

Episodes21

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Wednesday · 1 hr 6 min
Your Moon's Phase.. And Why It Matters
It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing insight into your emotional wiring, your creative process, your soul's purpose, and even your unique magical abilities.
Monday · 1 hr 3 min
Week of Aug 3: It's a BIG DEAL! (ARE YOU READY?) — Contracts, Commitments, and Serious Relationships!
Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelong friend who changes the trajectory of your life.
July 29 · 56 min
Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter
It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart.
July 27 · 1 hr 10 min
Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!)
Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great week), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology launches an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility.
July 22 · 28 min
Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips.
July 20 · 1 hr 9 min
Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!)
Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket.
July 15 · 48 min
Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions!
You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table.
July 13 · 55 min
Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!)
This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count!
July 8 · 1 hr 15 min
Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters
Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet.
July 6 · 58 min
Week of July 6: It's GETTING REAL! = CRAZIEST DAYS Ahead! (EMBRACE it ALL!)
The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you!
July 1 · 53 min
Your Jupiter Sign... And Why It Matters
Did you know that everyone has a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside their birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking all about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, and saying "one more round" to life — and what it means for you, individually.
June 29 · 1 hr 8 min
Week of June 29: NONSTOP CHAOS = Mercury Retrograde! Full Moon! Jupiter in Leo! ...BUCKLE UP!
You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years.
June 24 · 46 min
Grace Helbig: Libra Lessons, Breast Cancer, and Pisces Moon Ghost Stories (Obviously)
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing.
June 22 · 1 hr 13 min
Week of June 22: POWERFUL Solstice Illuminates EVERYTHING (What Cancer Season Means for YOU)
Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy.
June 17 · 1 hr 15 min
Your Chiron Sign... And Why It Matters
Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof.
June 15 · 1 hr 11 min
Week of June 15: Chiron in Taurus = SUCH A BIG DEAL (This Will CHANGE Your Life... Seriously)
Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea!
June 10 · 38 min
Caitlin Reilly on Virgo Psychosis, Paranormal Experiences, and Mercury Retrograde's Unexpected Magic
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea!
June 8 · 1 hr 2 min
Week of June 8: New Moon in Gemini = ENERGY BOOST You've Been CRAVING (Plus, Venus and Jupiter KISS!)
Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter).
June 3 · 1 hr 2 min
Your Moon's House... And Why It Matters
By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves.
June 1 · 1 hr 10 min
Week of June 1: WELCOME to the JUNE-gle! (EVERYTHING's about to CHANGE)
It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw!