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Assumptions · April 22 · 57 min

Assumptions About Dudes

Just guys being dudes. Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get $20 off your first order. 0:00 Intro 8:42 Every dude assumes they can grill 10:18 Sponsor! 11:35 How far back can they reach a urinal from? 16:24 Dudes want to show more physical affection towards one another 18:59 Men care more about what other men think 20:23 Guys love gaming with the bros so much because it’s just a phone call in disguise 25:15 Ludwig seems like the type of dude to act like he’s dying when he catches a cold 28:12 Silly men are attractive 30:52 Toilet humor will always be funny to men 32:52 Men will pretend to like something if it means not losing their bros 38:18 Do men just feel normal and the same all the time? 39:59 When men say they aren’t thinking about anything, they just don’t want to talk about it 42:29 Men refuse to get rid of clothes that are old and don’t fit anymore 45:14 Men assume women in their lives will take care of stuff and often undervalue everything women do for them 52:18 All men have the urge to bleed out in the snow 54:41 Has there ever been a moment that’s made you feel like “Damn, I’m a man”? PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ Ludwig Ahgren ( @ludwig ) // https://www.instagram.com/ludwigahgren/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Mike Criscimagna Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall Pease Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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Just guys being dudes. Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get $20 off your first order.

0:00 Intro
8:42 Every dude assumes they can grill
10:18 Sponsor!
11:35 How far back can they reach a urinal from?
16:24 Dudes want to show more physical affection towards one another
18:59 Men care more about what other men think
20:23 Guys love gaming with the bros so much because it’s just a phone call in disguise
25:15 Ludwig seems like the type of dude to act like he’s dying when he catches a cold
28:12 Silly men are attractive
30:52 Toilet humor will always be funny to men
32:52 Men will pretend to like something if it means not losing their bros
38:18 Do men just feel normal and the same all the time?
39:59 When men say they aren’t thinking about anything, they just don’t want to talk about it
42:29 Men refuse to get rid of clothes that are old and don’t fit anymore
45:14 Men assume women in their lives will take care of stuff and often undervalue everything women do for them
52:18 All men have the urge to bleed out in the snow
54:41 Has there ever been a moment that’s made you feel like “Damn, I’m a man”?

PODCAST:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike

WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com

WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/
Ludwig Ahgren ( @ludwig ) // https://www.instagram.com/ludwigahgren/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Mike Criscimagna
Editor: Patrick Horba
Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna
Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead

OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast

FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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