Anyway, So...with Dylan Palladino

Dylan Palladino

hi, my name is Dylan and I'm a comedian in NYC. This is my solo podcast where I talk about my week and go off on 100 tangents because I have ADHD. I hope you enjoy. Alright goodbye, I love you.

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20 episodes
Updated March 30
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March 30 · 39 min
#34 - PERFECT McDonald's French Fries w/Lily
Sorry for the delay everyone but we are back and get a crazy wellness check from Lily involving frosting and then hear about Dylan's trip to Guatemala. Plus Dyl and Lil discuss the perfect temperature and taste of ketchup for the ultimate french fry experience. We also tease a listener submission at the end that we will finish on the next episode. Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aunt Lil!
February 23 · 39 min
#33- How To Find Love , The Best Types of Pie and Dog Poop Snow Psychosis w/ Lily
Hello everybody. Happy snow day to all of our east coast listeners! Today we go over some questions submitted on IG and discuss the challenges of finding modern day love, what kind of pie we will eat on Pi day, and why no one is picking up their dog poop from the snow! Submit questions to Dylan's instagram(@dylanjpalladino) or call the hotline 347 566 9741
February 13 · 30 min
#32 - We Understand Religion Now
what's up guys we're a LITTLE all over the place today. Also it's a shorter ep. because my computer died. Today we talk about the positives of public shaming, Lily getting into Fairy Fiction, planned obsolescence, and how we're anti Apple Watch. Enjoy! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aunt Lil and remember to rate and review!
January 26 · 38 min
#31 - How They Stole My Motorcycle
whats up everyone, today Dyl and Lil get into how Dylan's motorcycle was stolen, is it ok to have a bouncy castle at your wedding, Lily's manifestation dinner, and then Lily reads Dylan's fortune! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc and Aunt Lil
January 12 · 39 min
#30 - It's Clobbering Time w/ Lily
Today Dyl and Lil discuss Dylan's upcoming solo trip to Costa Rica (wellness check!), what a "normal" family looks like, and Lily's almost Karen moment. Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc
Dec 22, 2025 · 1 hr 21 min
#29 - Lily did her make up
Today Dyl and Lil discuss their plans for getting left at the altar, 90s romcoms with Hugh Grant, Lily doing her make up for a party, and whether cat owners are delusional. Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc
Dec 8, 2025 · 38 min
#28 - Rage Bait, Axe Throwing and Job Advice From Grandpa
Welcome back to another special episode featuring Lily! Today Dyl and Lil discuss a troubling google for Dylan’s “wellness check”, how grandpas think you should apply for jobs, Lily’s uncanny ability for axe throwing and “rage bait” being word of the year. Plus they encourage a young listener to move out West with their grandmother! Remember to rate and review! Call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc
Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
#27 - Sniffing Babies w/ Lily
Surprise, Lily is back! On today's very special episode Dyl and Lil pick up where they left off and talk about what they want their last words to be, how to properly sniff a baby, perform a wellness check on themselves and much more. Comment Lily below if you want to have her featured on the show more! Remember to call/text 347-566-9741 for advice from Unc
Nov 17, 2025 · 45 min
#26 - Giggling at the Viking Slumber Party
Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.
Nov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
#25 - It's Nice To Be A Pig
Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask for advice or share a story from your week
Nov 3, 2025 · 59 min
#24 - I Got Yelled At For Yawning At The Dodgers
Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills in school, how 30% of gen pop stands while wiping, and a robbery I helped stop on the street. Plus we get a follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.
Oct 27, 2025 · 41 min
#23 - Kissing Your Girlfriends's Best Friend’s Boyfriend
Hello everybody. We got a nice late night podcast for ya. Dylan discusses his greyhound bus driver, Halloween as an adult, and helps a listener realizer that he might be gay. Thanks for listening. Remember to call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recentlt. Also, rate and review!
Oct 20, 2025 · 51 min
#22 - Getting Robbed On FB Marketplace By “6-7!” Mason
Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!
Oct 13, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
#21 - Taylor Swift's Album S*cks and That's Good
Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s new album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!
Oct 6, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
#20 - My RV Trip to Maine, Charlie Sheen's Doc, and Greta Is Cooler Than You
Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!
Sep 29, 2025 · 51 min
#19 - How to Have a Successful Fall
Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we’re back in studio to talk about DaBaby’s music video, Will Smith rapping, and the things you need to do for a successful Fall. Plus we listen to a cringe submission about losing an eyebrow. Have a great week!
Sep 22, 2025 · 41 min
#18 - MTA Conductor’s Cringe Submission, Orange Wine, and Drama at Parties
Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems What’s up everyone, today I'm under a bridge in Astoria park and I'm talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!
Sep 15, 2025 · 40 min
#17 - Welcome to Goof Town
Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems Hello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!
Sep 8, 2025 · 59 min
#16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT
Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons.
Sep 1, 2025 · 55 min
#15 - The Overanalyzing of “Weapons” and Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Lesbians
Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby. Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!